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Davy Jones’ Cause of Death: Third Wife
Davy Jones and Jessica Pacheco performing at the Epcot on May 7, 2011. Conspiracy theories are circulating around the death of The Monkees front man. The official story is that Davy Jones had a massive...
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Canada’s Marriage Fraud Crackdown
New hope for dirty old dudes. Men have been getting screwed by mail order brides and unscrupulous foreign women seeking to escape “the old country” for quite some time now. Just when I was convinced...
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Women: Career or Romance, Choose Your God
Multitasking is overrated. There’s a lot of money to be made in telling women what they want to hear. It’s no wonder they’re neck deep in the quicksand of delusion. When the house of cards falls, it’s...
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Mrs. Control Freak and Mr. Spineless Eat Out
God mode: she would if she could. It’s a sorry, all-too-common spectacle: hunched-over, browbeaten men being emasculated by their wives in a show of exhibitionism. There’s no escape from this jazz. I...
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Why Women Ruin Their Husband’s Friendships
Bonding outside the “Golden Heart” pub, Spitalfields, London. Photo: habeebee/Flickr. In a video dubbed ‘Bill Maher vs Feminism,’ the comic discloses that he’s the last of his “guy friends to have...
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Marriage Strike Future: Pervasive Thuggery in the Apocalyptic West
‘The post-apocalyptic warrior’ by Juhho. In Betty Friedan’s pivotal work The Feminine Mystique (1963) she called the family a ‘comfortable concentration camp.’ Nearly twenty years later she backpedaled...
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Life Coaching is Bullshit: White Knight Edition
Smug alert Sludge bio: Penelope Trunk is a self-cutting aspie, and bulimic, with borderline personality disorder. Sexually abused by her father as a child, she’s now beaten by her husband. Oh, and Inc....
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Sexless Marriage: A Silent Epidemic
Double bed limbo. Photo: ‘I Love Lucy’ (1951–1957). Imagine overhearing a boisterous restaurant patron babbling about his erectile dysfunction, sexless marriage, or decade-long addiction to Oxycodone....
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Why Singles Avoid Married Couples
Argument about paper plates within earshot. Nothing changes a person more quickly than getting hitched, and compounded on that, having kids. It turns risk-taking, high school quarterbacks who did keg...
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